why condoms are your friend

we'll call her "angie"


8:14pm angie:
uh to ask a weird private question
you didn't catch any funk diseases from xxxxx did you?
my paranoia kicked in
hello

8:16pm me:
hi
you asked me this already

8:16pm angie:
i did?
what'd you say?

8:16pm me:
yes you did
i said no

8:16pm angie:
oh k
woo!
sorry i was being a paranoid fruitcake cuz i got a weird rash
ewww
woo!
thank you so much and sorry!

8:17pm me:
maybe you need to see a dr

8:17pm angie:
most likely